I sound like a schizophrenic every time I write about the wedding happenings. 
One post being reasonable, one post all AGHGHDLKJG I HATE TEH WEDDINGZPLANSING

I apologize.. but that's exactly how it's going in real life too.

This weekend someone tried to put me into a size eight wedding dress.
I don't understand anything anymore.

I'm also going to be part of a ceremony where we exchange engagement rings. Except I already have an engagement ring.
This culture merging stuff is weird. My only solution is .. to not really have a solution and roll with the punches. Man, I never even once thought about the details of my wedding my entire life! I only ever thought about the details of my next meal or dreamed about international expeditions! 

Gender roles. I fail pretty badly at mine.